Team colors: Tan and Black
"Welcome to the slaughterhouse!"
A solitary pair, Beef and Stud keep to themselves and even share a big green van together. Questions were raised about Beef and Stud when even patting them on the back before matches only initiated a nod in acknowledgement with glassy eyes. They were checked for drugs mid season with the report noting that the samples were of an unusual color. Due to the rules of Super Ultra Baseball there was no prohibition based on this and Beef and Stud continued to play.