The Firm

MAVEL GIVONE, a retired league legend manager in the 2060's, was scouting an exhibition match between a professional team and an amateur team when it occurred to him: not even the best hitters can hit quality dingers off slow pitches. Their recruitment has been unusual to say the least, assembling a team of particularly unskilled players and has so far found fast, grimy success. Just like GIVONE planned, it was their strategic positioning at the end of the regular season which set them up for success in the post season and their inevitable triumphant against the Glimmers in the Grand Final. 

Slow and steady wins this race, with pitchers not afraid to slow it up and pepper the opposition with BIG BALL anime.

Special Rule: If THE FIRM accrued 3 losses in a row the locker room would take on TOXIC status. For each game played under TOXIC status, one random player will become a BAD BOY. 2 wins in a row heals TOXIC status, 3 wins in a row will heal one BAD BOY.

2083 BAD BOYS: Tender, Powell, and Fuller.